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beatnikcrab

I'm mostly into cacti, aloes, and other heat tolerant succulents, and more recently hoyas and some tropicals. Phoenix, AZ. USDA zone 9b, heat zone 11.

Euphorbia pulcherrima

  • Season Icon Mid AutumnMid Autumn 2020
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beatnikcrab

Closeup! I actually kind of love them..? Idk, mixed feels! I normally shy away from unnaturally modified plants.

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docthrill

Wow, that time of year again

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yogi2

@beatnikcrab u should had gotten one

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emch

"Autumn Leaves" poinsettias are a rich yellow with red or pink flecks. These are the color of a deep-pile shag carpet, circa 1974. Definitely dyed.

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KariSamuel

Ugh. Artificially painted... personally a pet peeve of mine.

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hkyfvr

I had that awful shag carpet lol @emch 🙄

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emch

We all did, @hkyfvr 🤫

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beatnikcrab

Thank you, everyone! @cyndi wow, thank you for the links! I spent WAY too long ogling all the varieties. 🤣 I LOOOOOVE all the orange ones, but these are definitely not natural, and I agree with @KariSamuel I really can't get on board with artificially colored plants. @angiie I looked up photos of 'Autumn Leaves' and I ADORE IT, but this definitely isn't it. 😅 'Autumn Leaves': 10/10, would buy. @emch I grew up on one of those shag carpets, so I def know what you mean. Now I can't un-see it! 😂

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beatnikcrab

@cyndi I figured that's how they did it. That's an awesome a teaching tool, but idk if I could be proud to showcase it as a specimen plant. 😬 I've had to explain to too many people that their neon orchids are turning white bc they are not, in fact, naturally that color. 😂

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emch

@beatnikcrab in truth, one look at this plant made me flash back to the lining of the elevator in THE TOWERING INFERNO.

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beatnikcrab

@emch wow that's a blast from the past for sure! My memory is super hazy, but weren't the elevators in that basically glass birdcages? I don't remember what their lining might have looked like, except maybe FLAMES OF DEATH. 😆 Which these poinsettias, granted, are also very reminiscent of. 🤣

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emch

There were the glass cages on the outside of the building but also inside ones with this undulating-waves-patterned, screaming-orange carpet up the walls that would have had me screaming to get out as soon as the doors closed.

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beatnikcrab

Orange poinsettias? 🤨 I've never seen such a thing. Help me out here, peeps, these MUST be dyed, right? Cream poinsettias watered with orange dye?

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emch

Probably. Do they have glitter on them too? :)

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beatnikcrab

@emch nope, no glitter or anything that screams unnatural, besides the color. The centers looked a tad crusty, so I thought maybe the color was sprayed on in places, but it isn't. I should have taken a closer look at the green leaves, but didn't think of it. Looking at the photos now the green leaves look suspect.

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yogi2

Love them.

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emch

They few green leaves look distinctly jaundiced

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beatnikcrab

Wow, I went back to the same store just two days later and they only had one left! 😳 I guess people liked them!

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